Showing posts with label poo-poo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poo-poo. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 12, 2003

I was with several people inside a room and I just saw that the inside of my trousers had poo in it. However, I was not sure whether they were mine or not. I then exerted every possible way to stand up unnoticeably and proceeded to go afar to dispose off all those excreta.

Saturday, July 26, 2003

I was inside a room with several people when I felt like passing gas. I tried controlling it but the urge was just too much that I let go.

No one ever noticed that I passed gas but I am quite certain that my passing off gas was accompanied with some poo, which made me still as if frozen. I was looking for something to wipe my poo with causing me to wake up.

Friday, July 25, 2003

1st – I am inside the house of either a friend or a relative and was taking a bath together with a child and a mother. There was no trace of malice as I positioned myself lying down in a large washtub full of water.

While I soaked myself, I suddenly felt that I defecated inside the washtub. Total embarrassment engulfed me as I could smell my own poo and I know that the woman with me could also smell something foul and unusual. I did not know how to take out my poo.

Luckily, the kid defecated using the toilet bowl and played with his poo. I used that opportunity to scoop out my own feces and placed them in the floor drain. I could very well smell the strong stench as much as observe the feces in my right hand.

2nd – I was in Baguio with my entire family having a fun-filled party. I checked every room and saw that everyone was having a grand time. Papa Tom, mama Lucy and my wife Mellie and someone else were all together as they slept.

I also saw Michelle, daughter of my cousin Susan smiling at me. Rizza, my sister-in-law asked my wife Mellie if her son Kyle would come down with a certain kind of “syndrome”. Mellie told Rizza to ask Karl, my son who was at that time listening to music in a room upstairs.

I was with my brother-in-law Chester in a room having tête-à-tête and because it was quite dreary inside the house, we decided to go out. We found ourselves in a street where there was lava falling on the pavement.

I walked evasively but Chester did not thus he got hit by the lava on his back. He was not hurt and only burned his shirt. We saw a family having a squabble beside their house that was being hit by lava on the rooftop.

Chester then mentioned that we should head towards the ruins that had some hidden treasure. I just learned that that ruins has already been bought by my office mate Leo Cañete.